why my BFF is better than yours

Jump to Comments

me: i’m angry. make me smile?
BFF: well so earlier today i was walking down the street and i was drinking some water
BFF: but the water tasted pretty weird
BFF: then all of a sudden optimus prime jumped up and slapped me and said hey that isn’t green water
BFF: so i have to take out my blaster rifle and i was fighting optimus prime in the middle of FJC
BFF: but for some reason optimus prime teleported me into the middle of the antartic ocean
BFF: so i was floating on this boat and all of a sudden an orca whale jumped out of the water
BFF: and stabbed me with his horn
BFF: “but wait” i thought “orca whales don’t have hornes”
BFF: and as i thought that the orca whale was an illusion and it was actually a unicorn
BFF: so i took myself to the hospital and dr. zombie operated on me and surprising i wasn’t bitten
BFF: then i came home and finished zombie diaries
BFF: but all in all life is good

later that day….

BFF: ok so like my wound got infected
me: wait, what?
BFF: so i ran to go get a snake but it took my wound and made it worse
BFF: i don’t know how
BFF: so randomly darth vader came out of no where and tried to get me to come to the dark side
me: did you fight him?
BFF: no, actually darth maul then came and stabbed my wound so the infection died
BFF: but somehow i became immortal from it all
BFF: i think rick james lightsaber has magical powers
BFF: so i was running this concert for ozzy and he refused to go up on stage unless he had a bowl of all brown m&ms
BFF: so i drove to the edge of town and broke into a store to get some bloody m&ms
BFF: but the store owner and his son lived there so i had to kill them with there own shoes
BFF: but thats another story
me: please, go on
BFF: ok so after ozzy went on stage i came back home and started my chem homework
BFF: but i didn’t do it cause the boogieman was trying to steal the kryptonite from the joker
BFF: so the monster from cloverfield ate the joker whole and the world was saved from nuclear destruction
me: dang, you’ve had quite an eventful day
BFF: that all just happened in the last 5 minutes

2 Comments

Filed under Fun, Life, friends, happiness, relationships

Tags: better, bff